It all started with a questionable decision to trade our youthful vigor for government-backed college cash. Over the span of careers that ranged from brief to eternal, we honed skills that rendered us sharp-tongued know-it-alls and an imminent threat to any well-stocked bar. We drink, and with each sip, our knowledge grows. We use these talents to evolve, to learn, and perhaps, just maybe, to assist you in your own journey of enlightenment (though, let's not hold our breath).
